While on a moody walk around town, I ended up in an unfamiliar neighborhood. An old man called out to me, “You look mean! Are you mean?” To which I replied, “Yes, I’m very mean.” Suddenly all worked up, the man started shouting about how there are always mean women around his house, and as I proceeded to walk away, he said, “You have a nice butt, though!”

I don’t think I’ll be going back to that part of town any time soon.